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GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	118
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	424
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crops Grown:	6715
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Star Shards Collected:	226

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Potions Brewed:	200	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	1534

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	335	Magic Items Found:	3190
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	916	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6