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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6544 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 25 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 1863 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3843 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!