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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 9821 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 14 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!