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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 2151 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!