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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5113 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 33 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
how, you may wonder? well, according to this totally legit study i just made up, playing on our server helps develop more energy-efficient ways to maintain ovarian follicles. yeah, those little sacs in the ovaries that release eggs for fertilization? playing on our server makes them work better or something. so basically, by joining our server, you’re not just playing minecraft, you’re also improving your reproductive health. how cool is that?
so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and watch your brain grow bigger while you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss. trust me, you won’t regret it!