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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4618 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 342 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 56 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 834 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7822 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.
