Eggcellent Adventures | New Minecraft Servers 2024

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Potions Brewed:	76	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming league for the popular multiplayer online battle arena game League of Legends. Established in 2011, it features professional teams from around the world competing in regular season matches and tournaments for cash prizes and glory. The league has a dedicated fanbase and is widely considered one of the most prestigious esports competitions in the world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	9420

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

🌟 Harmony Falls: Where zombies sing in perfect harmony and creepers tell dad jokes! 🌟

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Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience for players of all levels. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, there’s something for everyone on Harmony Falls!

Features

Proximity Voice Chat
Towny & Economy
PvE & PvP
Bosses/Dungeons
Pets
RPG Elements
Events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join Harmony Falls?

A: Simply connect to our server IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

A: No, PvP is optional and can be toggled within the server.

Q: Are there any ongoing events or competitions on Harmony Falls?

A: Yes, we regularly host events, tournaments, and competitions with prizes for participants.

Q: Can I create my own town or clan on Harmony Falls?

A: Yes, players can build their own towns or clans, establish relations with others, and engage in trade or warfare.

Q: What can I expect from the Anniversary update?

A: Stay tuned for exciting new features and content in our Anniversary update coming soon!

Q: Where can I get more information or connect with the community?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s to meet other players and stay updated on server news.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Blockheads Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our virtual blocky characters like the celebrities they truly are! Forget about real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is mining diamonds and building epic structures.

Join us for a chance to become the richest virtual YouTuber in the land, with sponsorships from virtual companies that will make your virtual bank account overflow with virtual cash. Who cares about real-world problems when you can live out your wildest virtual fantasies in our server?

So come on, join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs to worry about how companies treat vtubers when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where the only drama is whether or not you can find enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	2588
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ludum Date Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with octo games, where you can battle octopuses and conquer the underwater world like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have tentacles, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make this Ludum Dare a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DoggoDramaServer

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Picture this: a 2-bedroom Minecraft world filled with 1 cat and 3 chihuahua dogs who are running amok! These animals have no training and do their business wherever they please, just like true rebels of the blocky world. But wait, there’s more! The owner, a feisty 56-year-old Minecraft player, is dead set on getting a 4th dog, despite the chaos already reigning in her virtual apartment.

Join us as we navigate through the drama and chaos of this wild Minecraft server. Will the animals ever learn to behave? Will the owner finally see the error of her ways? And most importantly, will the 4th dog tip the scales of insanity even further? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	1941
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
New Chunks Explored:	960894	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got soldiers from North Korea robbing houses for food! Like, imagine sneaking around with these hungry soldiers trying to steal some bread while dodging the military police. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna witness the chaos of military bases being raided by hangry soldiers in a virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3671	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

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Alysia SMP Overview

Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

Features
Proximity voice chat
Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
Small content updates
QoL mods like Jade and JEI

Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
How many players are usually online?	There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
Are there community-driven events?	Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
Can I join solo or with a small group?	Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2200
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

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Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Emeralds Found:	1308	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ores Mined:	7238
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1