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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4699 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Votes: | 9190 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
First of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like so many that you’ll be swimming in them. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. It’s insane, bro.
Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s wild. And every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s a blast, dude.
But the best part is our annual pig racing competition. We all ride pigs and race through obstacle courses, it’s hilarious. Plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?!
So yeah, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, then you gotta hit us up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.