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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5823 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 73 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Jess, the self-proclaimed genius, shocked us all with her unique perspectives on life. From thinking Europe is no longer a thing to believing that having unprotected sex while pregnant will give you twins, she’s a real gem. And let’s not forget her belief that north is up and cars don’t need to be locked because, well, keys exist for a reason!
But the real kicker was when she decided to give medical advice to someone undergoing fertility treatments. According to Jess, all you need to do is eat right to “repair” yourself. Who needs doctors when you have Jess, right?
So come on down to our server and witness the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two from Jess’s unique wisdom. Just don’t forget to buckle up, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride!
