Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surviving is just the beginning! Join us as you navigate through a world where you’ve been replaced by strawhut villagers and treated like a mere “human resource”. But fear not, because the prizes for winning in this rat race are truly out of this world!

Picture this: you can choose to either burn to your death, fall to your demise, or for those feeling extra adventurous, why not set yourself on fire first and then take the plunge? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! As you fight to stay alive in this cutthroat world, remember that they feast on your hopes and dreams, chewing you up and spitting you out as bones. It’s not fate that took us all by storm, it’s just the turn of a card in this twisted game of survival.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server where slavery never ended, it just became scientific. Who knew virtual reality could be this wild?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 23 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • StoryMine Survival without GOD and FLY Minecraft server

    StoryMine Survival without GOD and FLY Minecraft server

    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 71

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Memory Lane Minecraft Server

    Memory Lane Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server and unlock memories from your past lives! Dive into a world where you can build, mine, and battle your way to uncovering the secrets of your previous existence. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more memories you unlock. Who knows, you might have been a legendary warrior or a master builder in a past life! Join now and start your journey to rediscovering your lost memories…and maybe even unlock some hidden superpowers along the way!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Gender Options Minecraft SMP

    Gender Options Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that only offer two gender options? Look no further, because on our server, we offer THREE gender options! That’s right, we’re so woke that even our character creation screen is inclusive.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that when you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. Rumor has it that whoever finds this banana will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for unexpected twists and turns, like riding llamas into battle or having dance parties with creepers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Romance Craft Minecraft Server

    Romance Craft Minecraft Server
    In the year 2023, love was in the air on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find your virtual soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs Tinder when you can find love while mining for diamonds?

    Our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. Watch out for those explosive love letters they’ll leave you!

    We have a special Valentine’s Day event where players can participate in a Minecraft version of The Bachelor. Will you accept this rose block?

    So come join us on our server and let’s make 2023 the year of love and laughter in the world of blocks and mobs!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

    Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition
    Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

    Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

    But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Short Kings Minecraft Server

    Short Kings Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

    Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

    Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Crops Grown: 1297

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

    Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

    Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

    So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

    Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

    But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

    If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

    No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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