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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 772 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 158 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
