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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 852 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
