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Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 604 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 155 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 326 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 3168 |
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.