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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 7236 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Mines Excavated: | 2641 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.