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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7165 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
