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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6842 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4559 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
