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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5095 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 152 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 389 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.
like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.
oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.
