so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll turn into a potato. no joke, bro.

like, the other day, this dude joined and he found a secret cave filled with diamonds and unicorns. yeah, man, unicorns. and, like, if you join, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

plus, if you don’t join, you’ll be cursed with bad luck for, like, a million years. so, like, join now or suffer the consequences, dude.

oh, and did i mention there’s a secret disco party every friday night with free pizza and flying pigs? yeah, man, it’s lit. so, like, join now and be part of the coolest server ever, bro.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Alien Abductions: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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