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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2794 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 252 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2848 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 439048 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 127 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, the data center emissions are, like, probably 662% higher than what big tech claims. but, like, who cares about that when you can join our server and have, like, the time of your life, dude.
like, our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time. and, like, the best part is that the mobs are, like, super chill and won’t attack you unless you attack them first. so, like, no need to worry about getting wrecked by a creeper while you’re trying to build your dream castle.
and, like, the community on our server is, like, the best ever. everyone is so friendly and helpful, you’ll feel right at home from the moment you join. plus, we have, like, the most epic events and competitions that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
so, like, what are you waiting for, man? join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.
