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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 5363 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2950 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.