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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8465 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.