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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 4300 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 234 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
New Chunks Explored: | 926982 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Dr. Mike Joy, the fresh water ecologist from New Zealand, he’s like totally obsessed with our server. He says we’re all doomed if we don’t join and start building epic castles and stuff.
We’ve got a secret underground base where we breed mutant pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft.
Oh, and did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Yeah, it’s pretty lit.
So, if you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on caffeine, then you gotta come check us out. Dr. Mike Joy approves, so you know it’s gonna be epic.