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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6663 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!
Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!
Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!