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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 2549 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!
Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!
Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!