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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1740 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 495809 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 164 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
come join dis server, where we make the earth EVEN AGAIN! we got magical tools dat flatten da land with just one click! no more trippin over random bumps in da road, we gotchu covered!
we even got a secret potion dat turns all da dirt into smooth concrete, so you can slide around like a penguin on ice! who needs roads when you got smooth concrete everywhere, amirite?
and if dat ain’t enough, we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds! yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! just hop on a pig and soar through da sky, collecting all da bling you can carry.
so come on down to da server where we make da earth even and pigs fly with diamonds! you won’t find a crazier place to play Minecraft, guaranteed!
