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play.earthnetwork.xyz
Discord: https://discord.gg/Twitter: twitter.com/earthnetwork
play.earthnetwork.xyz
Unlike Rachel, we won’t force you into awkward phone calls or make you listen to our relationship drama. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time with your fellow gamers. Plus, we promise not to upload any mirror selfies from questionable locations.
So if you’re tired of the drama and just want to relax and play some Minecraft, join us! Who needs Rachel and her crazy antics when you can join our server and have a blast without the unnecessary drama? See you in the game!
And the best part is, we have this crazy rule where every time you die, you have to do a silly dance in real life before respawning. It’s so random and wacky, you never know what’s gonna happen next!
Plus, we have this legendary player who once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. It was like something out of a fantasy movie, but in Minecraft!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of laughs, chaos, and just pure insanity, then you gotta join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a total noob who can’t handle the craziness, then maybe you should just stick to playing solitaire or something, lol.
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player named Bob joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Bob defeated the chicken boss and became the king of the server, ruling over all the land with an iron pickaxe.
if u join dis server, u will have the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on the backs of ender dragons, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, u won’t find a more insane and fun server anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!!!
imagine mining for diamonds while also boosting your immune system, it’s a win-win! our randomised double-blinded clinical trial showed amazing results, so you know it’s legit.
join us now and become the healthiest minecraft player around, because who needs potions when you have MAGNETS!