EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ores Mined:	6915
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Void Gems Collected:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Emeralds Found:	5036
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7512
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Towns Built:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

Players:	91/700	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	92	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Love Letters Sent:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3670	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3