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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1782 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
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