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DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Crops Grown:	7547
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3332	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Items Found:	1872	Divine Spears Created:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	262
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	603372

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

awful sub, bad sub, horrible sub, Server, SubCraft, subreddit, terrible sub, WORST, worst forum, worst internet group, worst online community, worst online community experience, worst online discussion, worst online gathering, worst online meeting, worst online network, worst online platform, worst online space, worst social media group, worst sub, worst subculture, worst subreddit

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	89
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9077
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crops Grown:	8087
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

Players:	95/900	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4