EargasmTunes Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1835
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Towns Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles with giant chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the music will give you an eargasm/frisson like never before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Animals Bred:	42

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	25	Epic Quests Completed:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Gems Collected:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	140
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Votes:	5776	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5928	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	590585	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Star Shards Collected:	197

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	278
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ores Mined:	7645	Dimension Hops:	14

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	2522	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	928790	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5353
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!