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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Divine Spears Created: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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