Dysfunctional PH: Where survival is a team sport! (pve) 🤣

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United PH Minecraft Server

Server Features
🇵🇭 United PH 🇵🇭
Join the ultimate Minecraft experience with land claims, custom features, and a friendly community! 🌍✨

Server Highlights
Simple Voice Chat Mod	🎙️ talk to your friends effortlessly!
Challenging Dungeons	⚔️ face thrilling battles and earn epic rewards!
Custom Biomes	💫 explore stunning, one-of-a-kind landscapes!
Unique Structures	🌹 discover hidden treasures in every corner!
Friendly Players	🏵️ connect with a community that feels like family!
Active Owner	🔥 always online, keeping things fun and fresh!
CrossPlay	✅ Java & Bedrock players can join together for double the fun!

Server IPs & Port
Java IP: playunited.mysrv.us
Bedrock IP: 15.235.212.212
Port: 25764

🔗 Join our Discord! 🌟 Don’t miss out—start your adventure now! 🎮

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server open to players from all countries?	Yes, players from all countries are welcome to join!
Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?	No, the server is family-friendly and welcomes players of all ages.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the fun!
How do I report any issues or problems on the server?	You can contact the active owner or moderators on Discord for assistance.

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