Dysenchanted SMP: Where We Still Can’t Enchant Stuff Properly, Come Join Us on Our Misadventures Today!

Active, apply today, Community, Creative mode, Custom, Dysenchanted, Economy, Enchant, Factions, Friendly staff, Fun, grow, Join, Minigames, Misadventures, multiplayer, new content, player-run shops, Plugins, Properly, pvp arena, Quests, Roleplay, smp, Stuff, Today, Whitelist

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mines Excavated:	3853	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Disenchanted SMP Server Overview:

Features	Description
Survival	Player must survive in the world and build their own structures
Quests	Players can engage in quests to earn rewards
Player Run Shops	Players can set up their own shops to trade with others
PVP Arena	Players can engage in player vs player battles
Special Events	Server holds special events for players to participate in

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can apply by joining our Discord server and following the application process
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for our players
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to maintain a positive community
Can I bring my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server as long as they follow the application process
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Players must be at least 13 years old to join the server

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	338
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Zombie Dances:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	695	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Potions Brewed:	48
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	923	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	1056	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8243	Dimension Hops:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!