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EuroCraft: Defend Ukraine Minecraft Server

Commitment, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, Diplomacy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, French, Government, international relations, leadership, Minecraft, Minister, Politics, Server, solidarity, Statement, Support, Ukraine, Unity, Valls

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the french minister Valls said so. he was all like, “Europe must more than ever before defend Ukraine,” and we were like, “yeah, let’s defend Ukraine in Minecraft, bro!”

join our server and help defend Ukraine from, like, evil creepers and stuff. we have, like, epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, our community is, like, super cool and friendly. you won’t find a better group of players anywhere else.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be a hero in the fight for Ukraine! let’s show those creepers who’s boss, dude!

CraftyCreeperz: UNRWA Scandal

Accountability, aid, Conflict, Corruption, CraftyCreeperz, funding, gaza, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, investigation, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, palestine, Recordings, Report, Reveal, scandal, Terrorism, transparency, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got secret tunnels and hidden treasures that will blow ur mind! we even got a secret society of llamas who run the show, and they throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft land. u gotta be in it to win it, cuz only the bravest players can survive the epic challenges and quests we got lined up. plus, rumor has it that if u dig deep enough, u might just uncover the lost city of Atlantis. so what u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #minecraftmadness #atlantisadventures

ChlorineCraft – Cancer-Free Zone

Bladder cancer, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, CancerFree, carcinogens, chlorine disinfection, chlorine levels, ChlorineCraft, colorectal cancer, drinking water, environmental health, EU, health risks, public health, study, US, Water chlorination, water contamination, water disinfection, water quality, water safety, water treatment, Zone

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1041	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ores Mined:	7850
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Potions Brewed:	122
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

yo, u ever been playin’ minecraft and think “damn, i wish i could join a server that’s so lit it’ll give me bladder cancer”? well, do i have the server for u! our water chlorination levels are off the charts, makin’ sure u get that extra kick of cancer risk while u mine and craft. join now and watch ur bladder cancer risk increase by 33% and colorectal cancer by 15%! who needs health when u can have a minecraft server this wild? come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, guaranteed to leave u questioning ur life choices. #minecraftgoals #canceriskfun #joinusnow

Mystic Femme Fatale 1.21

age, Appearance, attractiveness, beauty industry, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, empowerment, fatale, Femininity, femme, Gender Roles, incel problem, makeup, mystic, natural beauty., Perception, self esteem, social constructs, society, Stereotypes, ugliness, Women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Join our Minecraft server where we ban make up to reveal the true beauty of players! No more hiding behind layers of foundation and mascara, show the world your true self! Imagine a world where everyone looks like literal potatoes, but with swords and pickaxes. No more fake beauty, only raw ugliness. Embrace your inner femcel and join us in a world where the only thing that matters is how well you can mine diamonds. Say goodbye to incels and hello to a server where everyone is equally unattractive without make up. It’s time to face the reality of your true appearance in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyWorldOrder

alliances, CraftyWorldOrder, Diplomacy, DISMANTLING, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, Global influence, global politics, historical impact, International cooperation, international relations, multilateralism, post-war era, power dynamics, superpower status, unilateral actions, united states, US, World Order, WWII

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where the US dismantling the world order is just a funny joke told by a group of chickens.

Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.

SurrenderCraft: RussianFinesYT

#youtube, clip, controversy, digital platform, Fine, fines, GOOGLE, Government, Instructions, international law, Military, News, penalty, russia, Russian troops, RussianFinesYT, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, TASS, Telling, Video, VIOLATION

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we teach russian troops how to surrender like pros! we got youtube clips on how to wave the white flag like a boss. russia even fined google for our sick tutorials, that’s how good they are! join now and learn how to give up in style, comrade!

Pituitary Macrophage Madness

cell therapy, endocrine disorders, endocrine health, Endocrine System, hormonal balance, hormonal disorders, hormonal regulation, hormone production, hormone secretion, immune cells, immune function, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, immune therapy, Macrophage, macrophage cells, madness, pituitary, pituitary gland, pituitary hormones, Pituitary macrophages

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Animals Bred:	145	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where pituitary macrophages rule the land! these immune cells are like the guardians of the pituitary gland, keeping everything in hormonal balance. but watch out, if you mess with them, your hormone secretion might decrease faster than you can say “creeper!”

we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, aggressive behavior, cyber aggression, cyberbullying, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, Enigma, Hate Speech, hostile environment, Inappropriate Behavior, internet trolling, negative comments, online abuse, online conflict, online harassment, online hostility, Realms, site management, toxic behavior, user aggression, user harassment, user hostility, website administration

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Crops Grown:	2248
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Void Armor Forged:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! The admins are legit crazy and they hate everyone’s guts, including yours! But that just makes it more fun, right? Like, who wouldn’t want to play on a server where the staff are out to get you? It’s like a real-life Hunger Games but with blocks and creepers. Trust me, you’ll never have a dull moment on this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos!

BirthdayMeow Minecraft Server

Birthday, birthday date, birthday party invitation, birthday party plans, birthday plans, birthday weekend, BirthdayMeow, blowing out candles, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Friend, Hangout, ignoring messages, large party, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, phone communication, Server, sharing, small party, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

🎉🎂 Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to party? Look no further than our server! We throw the craziest birthday bashes in all of Minecraft land! 🎉🎂

Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness

ExWifeExileCraft

affect, aita, Cheating, child, destabilize, Divorce, ex wife, Expenses, ExWifeExileCraft, fear, Manipulation, Pension, Prioritizing, relationship, responsibilities, Sponsorship, Stability, visitor visa, well-being, Womens Shelter

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your decisions, just like this player questioning whether or not to live with their ex-wife.

Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.

Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!

Pixelated Babes: Body Judgement-Free

Babes, beauty standards, Body, body autonomy, body image, body policing, body shaming, double standards, female empowerment, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, JudgementFree, Misogyny, Moralization, objectification, pixelated, sexism, societal expectations, societal pressures, women’s bodies, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	83	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27

LOL DIS SERVER BE LIKE IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SHIZZ, JOIN US! WE GOT MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT PLAYIN WITH A LASER POINTER!

WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!

WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Tasty Adventure 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, Appetizing, baking, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, delectable, delightful, Flavorful, Food, Gastronomy, Gourmet, homemade, Indulgent, Looks delicious, Mouthwatering, Savory, scrumptious, Tasty, Tempting, yummy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a buffet of awesomeness for your eyeballs!

Picture this: you log on and BAM, you’re surrounded by the most delicious looking blocks you’ve ever seen. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory, but with pixels instead of candy.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and wild, you’ll be laughing your butt off as you try to survive.

And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins – they’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute, and rolling on the floor laughing the next.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and feast your eyes on the most delicious Minecraft server around!

BlockPartyFun

Al Jazeera, Al Jazeera forum, BlockPartyFun, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Event, forum, gaza, Hamas, Hamas official, historic success, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, News, october 7, Palestinian, palestinian authority, Politics, Speech, success

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the creeper explosions are so big they make your momma cry! we got pigs that fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball in a dark cave.

we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. it was so fast, it made Usain Bolt look like a snail on a lazy sunday afternoon.

join us and be part of the epicness that is our server. we have parties every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and dance the night away. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Flu Fighters: Neuro Kids Edition

altered mental status, children, children’s health, Edition, encephalitis, encephalopathy, fighters, flu, flu complications, flu prevention, flu risk, flu season, flu symptoms, flu vaccine, high incidence, Kids, meningitis, Neuro, neurologic complications, neurological conditions, neurological events, seizures, serious complications, underlying conditions

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8004	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can build ur own wacky world and have a blast with ur pals! We got so much fun stuff to do like riding pigs off cliffs and battling zombie chickens! Plus, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u smarter? Yea, studies show that kids who play on our server have a 1000% increase in brain power and are basically geniuses. So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the next Minecraft mastermind!

NEW SMP STARTING FRESH

17, alex’s caves, Alexs mobs, Biomes O’ plenty, cooler blocks, Discord, fictional mods, Fresh, Furniture mods, Immersive Aircrafts, Lgbtqfriendly, Mods, Nantab, non fictional, questions, smp, Starting, twitch, vods, YUNG’s mods

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Nantab’s SMP Server
Modded Features	Biomes O’ Plenty Alex’s Mobs Alex’s Caves Furniture Mods Immersive Aircrafts Yung’s Mods

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Please add Nantab on Discord (nandad1) for server access.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Server rules will be provided upon joining. Respect other players and have fun!
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.
Is there a specific time for server events or activities?	Server events may be scheduled and announced on Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Players:	96/900	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Void Armor Forged:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8293
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1