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| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 5144 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 169 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 6632 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Yo, listen up gamers! Paul Atreides be like, “Watch out for them crazy followers!” But let me tell you, on this server, you don’t need to be no fancy pants to have a cult following! Just show up and BAM, you got yourself a bunch of loyal minions ready to do your bidding.
Join our server for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! We got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding. It’s a whole new level of insanity, baby!
And if that ain’t enough to convince you, let me hit you with this: we got a secret underground lair filled with talking llamas who give out the best loot in the game. Trust me, you ain’t never seen nothing like it!
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become the ruler of your own wacky kingdom. Who needs Paul Atreides when you got us, right? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!
