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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4350 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that the rarest ore in the game, /ourcoin/, can only be found on our server! That’s right, forget about diamonds, emeralds, or even netherite – /ourcoin/ is where it’s at! And when /ourcoin/ is pumping, you better believe the whole server goes wild with excitement!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that will give you superpowers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with villagers who can trade you the most OP weapons and armor you’ve ever seen!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!