DumbSignsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Magic Items Found:	6009	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	22

New Minecraft Servers

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you’re basically admitting you’re a potato. Like, why would you not want to join a server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? We got a secret underground disco party every Friday night, hosted by a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we do every weekend – last time, we found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head!

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is like a mix between Hunger Games and a clown convention, with players riding pigs into battle while wearing tutus. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge the server owner to a rap battle – if you win, you get a pet llama named Larry who spits fire (literally).

So, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust me, it’s gonna be more lit than a Nether fortress on fire!

OG Classic Prison

airdrops, Capes, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Drugs, Fishing, Gems, grind-based progression system, Guards, Koth, non-op, non-p2w, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, Storage, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Animals Bred:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
IP: dnmc.net
Port: 19132
Version: Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events: KOTH, AirDrops, WarZone Mine
Non-P2W: Fair balance for all players
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards in B Ward
Guards: Coming soon

For more details, visit our website https://dnmc.net or join our Discord community https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB.

FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

Shadow Roach Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, chilling, creepy, Darkness, eerie, fear, Haunting, hidden, insects, Lurking, lurking in the shadows, Mysterious, Nighttime, Pests, Realm, roach, ROACHES, Shadow, shadows, Sneaking, spooky, stealth, unsettling, Walking

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Dragon Eggs Found:	999	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join the roaches in the shadows! Like, who wouldn’t want to hang out with roaches, amirite? They’re like the coolest insects ever, always sneaking around and stuff.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking in the shadows with our roach buddies. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I swear.

Plus, who knows what kind of secrets and treasures you’ll find lurking in the darkness with the roaches. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with bugs. Bugs that are secretly plotting world domination, but hey, no biggie.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner roach. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BlockyFamDrama Minecraft Server

Apology, arguments, aunt, blocked, BlockyFamDrama, cousin, Cut off, disrespectful responses, Family Events, family fall out, father’s side of the family, Grandma, holidays, Hospital, mental health issues, Minecraft, Mother, only child, reaching out, rough time, Server, Threats

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Potions Brewed:	147
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	2620	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your grandma is a Minecraft pro, your aunt is a creeper whisperer, and your cousin is a block-building genius. It’s a family feud like no other, and you’re right in the middle of it all. Will you choose to build bridges or blow them up with TNT? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles, secret alliances, and drama that even the Ender Dragon would envy. With new surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual worlds to escape to? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

CraftyFriendCare

#authorities, Boundaries, break up, Closure, college, Communication, consequences, CraftyFriendCare, fear, friendship, Harassment, high school, intervention, loyalty, mental health, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Support, toxic relationship, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	455
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any creepy exes like Cindy’s Josh! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely no drama from psychotic ex-boyfriends.

Our server is like a safe haven away from all the craziness of real life. No need to worry about unwanted visitors showing up at your virtual doorstep or harassing you to talk to their ex-girlfriend. We’ve got your back, and we’ll make sure you have a blast without any unwanted drama.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Build, explore, and have a great time with us – just leave all the crazy exes at the door! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉🎮 #NoMoreJoshsAllowed

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, Behavior, bothersome, exasperating, frustrating, habits, Harmless, irksome, IRRITATING, Minecraft, minor annoyances, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, Nuisance, pesky, Pet Peeves, QUIRKS, smp, trivial, vexing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Star Shards Collected:	71
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples, like who even needs regular apples anymore? And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up but only in a cute way, like he’ll blow up a flower or something, it’s hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have this super annoying prankster named Steve who loves to pull harmless but annoying pranks on everyone. Like one time he replaced all the torches in our village with glowstone just to mess with us, like who even does that? But it’s all in good fun, right?

So if you want to join a crazy fun Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, then you have to join us! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs, because we’re all about having a good time and making memories that will last a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow gamers!

PixelCrushCraft

AMBITION, attractive, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, EYES, humor, intelligence, Kindness, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelCrushCraft, sense of humor, Smile, Style, WIT

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate while building a castle together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to find love and loot! Join us and you might just stumble upon a player whose pixelated avatar makes your heart skip a beat. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server full of potential baes? Join now and start swiping right on those blocky hotties!

CraftyUkrainians Minecraft Server

Adversity, blows, Conflict, Courageous, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, DEFIANT, determination, eastern europe, hardened, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Resilient, Server, solidarity, strength, Support, trump, ukrainians, Unity, War

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	116
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where war-hardened ukrainians are taking on trump’s blows with nothing but pickaxes and diamond swords! we’ve got a community of players who never back down, even when faced with the craziest challenges. build your own base, team up with other players, and show trump who’s boss in this wild and wacky world. plus, our ukrainian players have some pretty epic stories to tell around the campfire – you won’t believe the adventures they’ve been on! so come on, join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server around!

PutinPuncherMacron

Alliance, Assertiveness, Communication, Diplomacy, foreign policy, France, international relations, leadership, Macron, Meeting, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, PutinPuncherMacron, russia, Strategic, strength, summit, trump, united states

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	2294	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	218
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.

and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.

oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?

so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!

Crafty Migraine: Neuro Fun!

Crafty, Fun, Migraine, Neuro

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	5221	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Animals Bred:	58	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we turn migraines into magic spells! our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those pesky headaches and be casting spells like a wizard in no time!

we got potions that will make your head feel like a fluffy cloud and blocks that will transport you to a land of rainbows and unicorns. join us on this wild adventure and never worry about migraines again!

our players have reported feeling like they’re floating on a cloud of marshmallows while playing on our server. some even say they’ve seen leprechauns dancing in the distance, handing out golden blocks like candy!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s turn those migraines into magic on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

What is the IP for Stimpee Minecraft Server?

2024.., base, BUILD, built, camper, Clan, Clans, deep, episode, fps, Game, gameplay, GIANT, glitch, hidden, kill, Living, Loot, Massive, Medieval, metal, Minecraft, mmo, molotov, multiplayer, new, new patch, new update, OFFLINE, online raid, Patch, Prim, prim server, Primitive, primitive server, primitive update, Raid, Raided, Raiding, Raids, roof, roof camp, Roof Camper, Rust, secret, series, Server, Solo, solo rust, Spawn, Steam, stimpee, STONE, Survival, SURVIVE, Surviving, Tower, trap, trap base, update, weapon, wipe, wiped, wood

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9277
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Potions Brewed:	93	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Stimpee is a popular gaming content creator known for his energetic and comedic style. He rose to fame through his YouTube and Twitch channels where he streams and uploads gameplay videos of various games. Stimpee is well-loved for his engaging personality and ability to make his audience laugh. He continues to grow his fan base and create entertaining content for his loyal followers.

CatCraft

1.18, 1.21.4, 1.X, 16k, active members, Adult, Ashburn, Biomes, CatCraft, Community, Creative, Event, Lgbt, Minecraft, Modpack, Pictures, rules, Seasons, Server, Staff, Survival, Uhc, Updates, Usa, VA, Vanilla, world, World Edit

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8979	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

CatCraft Server Overview

Server Name	CatCraft
Type	Community focused Minecraft server
Launch Date	Season 1 – April 4, 2019; Season 2 – December 2021
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Hosting Location	Ashburn, VA (USA)

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Fair PVP gameplay.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, forcefield.
Reasonable pranking.
Include your favorite breed of cat in application.
Maintain server aesthetics.
Sign your stuff, keep it organized.
Avoid killing withers in the over-world.

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
End Dragon drops elytra, egg, head
Various custom gameplay enhancements

For more information and application, visit our Discord.

Divine Ruler’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, America, american history, american people, BIBLE, Crooked, day one, Divine, fascist, Fascist president, gaza, Genocide, Genocide Joe, God Bless President Trump, Horror, negotiating table, Peacemakers, people of Gaza, Presidency, Realm, rulers, subsidizing, totalitarian, trump, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Items Found:	8957	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that even Genocide Joe would approve of! We don’t just build blocks, we build peace like Trump did in Gaza on DAY ONE. Our server is like a negotiating table for all sides to come together and battle it out in the name of peace. Trump may not be in office anymore, but his spirit lives on in our Minecraft world. Come join us and be a peacemaker like the Bible says. God Bless President Trump and God Bless our crazy Minecraft server!

SIL’s BF Ruining Family Function Minecraft Server

family, Function, Minecraft, Ruining, Server, sils

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	1564	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchantments Applied:	126	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	601839

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as wild as this family situation! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like this love triangle.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships, just like in real life! – Build your own virtual family and see if you can avoid any awkward entanglements. – Explore the depths of your own moral compass as you decide whether to attend family gatherings or stay home in protest. – Who needs reality TV when you can log onto our server and witness all the drama unfold right before your eyes?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy love triangle!

KarmaCraft – Sister Drama

AITAH, alibi, Attention, BETRAYAL, burdened, Cheating, depression, disability, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fragile, Guilt, Infidelity, Karma, KarmaCraft, Married men, mental health, nonjudgmental, nudes, obesity, open marriage, ptsd, self-absorbed, sexless marriage, sister, triggering

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Items Found:	2049	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with drama, betrayal, and scandal at every turn.

Join our server and you’ll be immersed in a world where players are just as sneaky as my sister’s cheating ways. From secret alliances to backstabbing betrayals, you’ll never know who to trust.

Just like my sister, who juggles multiple lovers, you’ll have the opportunity to team up with different players and form alliances. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle or two!

And just like my sister’s husband, who is completely clueless about her escapades, you’ll encounter players who are blissfully unaware of the chaos happening around them. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and blow the lid off their secrets?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as my sister’s love life, join us now! Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a few nudes (just kidding…or are we?).

BadHabitMC SMP

bad habits, BadHabitMC, compulsive behavior, forbidden fruit, guilty conscience, guilty pleasures, IMMORAL, indulgence, indulging, indulging in vices, Naughty, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, Sinful, smp, succumbing to temptation, taboo, temptation, Unethical, vice, Weakness, wrongdoing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like, the most lit place in all of Minecraft land, I swear. Like, the spawn is literally a giant rainbow unicorn that poops out diamonds and emeralds, it’s insane!

And get this, the owner is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like, the coolest potato you’ll ever meet, I’m not even joking. He once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot stick, true story.

Oh, and the mods on the server are actual wizards who can summon dragons and unicorns at will. They once turned a griefer into a block of cheese just for fun, it was wild.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF.