DumbCraft SMP – Land of the Lost Americans

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with geniuses who outsmart you at every turn? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We cater to the intellectually challenged, so you’ll fit right in if you can’t spell “redstone” without a dictionary. Join us and revel in the glory of being the smartest player in the room (by default)!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to raise the IQ of the entire population by making everyone else dumber. So not only will you have a blast building ridiculous structures and pulling off epic pranks, but you’ll also be contributing to the greater good of society. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so noble?

So come on down to our server and leave your brain at the door. We promise you won’t miss it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Towns Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Void Armor Forged:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Crops Grown:	5525

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mines Excavated:	1066	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Enchantments Applied:	130
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Crops Grown:	9560
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Animals Bred:	89
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Potions Brewed:	184	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!