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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9683 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 244 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 33 | Magic Items Found: | 2707 |
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