Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	8173
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	299	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineClick

Mini Games

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	976923
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Enchantments Applied:	221
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2119
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magic Items Found:	5318	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Emeralds Found:	2068
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineCommunity

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	9271

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EtherealCraft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MedievalCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Alien Abductions:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Fading Daze SMP & Events

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ThePeculiarSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.