| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5266 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4632 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
mc.dulcisdomus.xyz
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8835 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Tired of unwanted guests invading your space and causing chaos? Join our server and never worry about random people barging into your virtual house again. Our virtual doors are always locked and only friends are allowed in (and they better knock first!).
We promise no one will steal your virtual bikes or pee in your virtual basement (unless you want them to, we don’t judge). Say goodbye to cleaning up after strangers and hello to building epic structures with your fellow players.
So come join us on our server and reclaim your peace and sanity in a world where you’re the one in control. Plus, we have virtual pets that don’t bark at random noises, so that’s a win-win!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3935 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Join us and unleash your pent-up frustrations by building elaborate structures and battling mobs. Need to blow off steam? Take it out on some creepers or zombies – they won’t judge you like your mom does.
And if you ever feel like your mom is blaming you for her unhappiness, just remember that on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. No need to cater to anyone’s demands – unless it’s a quest from a villager, of course.
So come on over and let loose on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual therapy in the form of pixelated pigs and chickens. Join now for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s dating history!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9974 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 | Divine Spears Created: | 26 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
But, like, the best part is the community on this SMP, everyone is so chill and hilarious. We have this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin and another dude who builds nothing but giant statues of llamas. It’s wild, man.
So, if you’re looking for a crazy, fun, and totally random Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4492 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4281 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3874 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 573 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2206 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Farms Harvested: | 759 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Ores Mined: | 4918 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
| Server IP | mc.survivalhorizons.net |
|---|---|
| Java Port | 25565 |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Website | survivalhorizons.net |
| Discord | Discord Server |
To join the server, use the IP address mc.survivalhorizons.net with the respective port for Java or Bedrock.
Yes, please follow the rules outlined above to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
Visit the website survivalhorizons.net or join the Discord server for updates and discussions.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3398 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
You can create epic structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even fight off creepers with your trusty sword.
Plus, the community is lit AF and full of cool peeps who will have your back no matter what. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 615 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 210 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 462 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual world where you are free to pursue your dreams without any interference. Build your dream house, start your own business, or even go on epic adventures without anyone telling you what to do.
Join us and leave behind the toxic environment of the real world. Say goodbye to currency gaps, strict parents, and ridiculous restrictions. On our server, the only limit is your imagination!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start building the life you’ve always wanted. Who needs a master’s degree when you can become the master of your own Minecraft world?
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 6662 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 53 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 149 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
We understand the struggles of dealing with entitled family members, so we offer a safe haven where you can build and explore without the burden of free dog-sitting duties. Our server is a half-hour away from any family drama and over in another state of mind where you can relax and have fun.
Don’t let your dad and his girlfriend dictate your life – join our server and let your creativity run wild without the guilt trips! Plus, our virtual dogs don’t need daily care, so you can focus on building your dream world without the stress. Join now and leave the real world behind – you deserve it!
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 3218 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 294097 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Join our server and you’ll be blessed with the power of 1000 enchanted golden apples! That’s right, you’ll be able to punch a tree and it’ll turn into a diamond castle. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they all wear top hats and monocles and speak in British accents.
But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life pet creeper. Imagine walking down the street with your new explosive buddy, blowing up buildings and causing chaos wherever you go. It’s the ultimate power move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a pet creeper to keep you company.
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5130 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us and experience the luxury of having your own personal butler NPC who will fetch you anything you desire, whether it’s a stack of enchanted golden apples or a rare unicorn mount. Need a break from all the opulence? Take a ride on our private jet minecart and explore the vast lands of our server, filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But the best part? You can flaunt your wealth and power to all the other players, showing off your blinged-out armor and custom-built castle. So why settle for being just another peasant on a basic Minecraft server when you can live like a virtual billionaire on ours? Join now and start living the high life!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8524 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 61 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 4607 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 690477 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1956 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).
so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7130 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.
Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.
Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!
