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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1152 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 5295 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Forget about that 250-word essay due tomorrow, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be writing is your next epic quest to slay the Ender Dragon. Who needs to worry about grades when you can be building your own empire in the virtual world?
And if you think you’re screwed for not starting that essay, just wait until you see the chaos that unfolds on our server. From creeper explosions to accidental lava baths, there’s never a dull moment in our world. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can be laughing your way through ridiculous mishaps with your fellow players?
So come join us and embrace the chaos, the procrastination, and the sheer madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you’ll never look at that essay the same way again.