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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1433 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 2553 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 126 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!
And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?
So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!