DrunkCraft: Where we promise not to drink and mine…until we find diamonds!

alcohol, confusion, diamonds, dildo, DILUTED, Disappointment, dizziness, drink, Drinking, DrunkCraft, Find, giant shit, grape juice, hangover, headache, hedonism, MAXXING, mine…until, pour out, Promise, regret, SINK, stomach ache, Taste, Water, wine

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Potions Brewed:	136	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your disappointing wine and dildo experiences? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that will have you laughing until your stomach hurts (in a good way this time)!

Our server is so fun, it will make you forget all about that terrible bottle of wine you tried to drink. We have so many exciting adventures waiting for you, you won’t even remember why you were feeling dizzy and confused in the first place.

And as for that disappointing dildo purchase? Well, let’s just say our server is so entertaining, it will make you wonder why you ever thought a dildo could bring you joy.

So come join us on our server and let the laughter and fun wash away all your troubles. Who needs hedonismmaxxing when you have our crazy Minecraft world to explore?

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Towns Built:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Gods Slained:	0
Crops Grown:	5079	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	633	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Void Armor Forged:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4144
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Villages Defended:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Astral Projections Made:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Farms Harvested:	316
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	7817
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	495	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

mc.hypixel.net

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

2b2t.org

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

play.minecassia.net

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Votes:	8582
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5024	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

play.dynamichost.online

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

play.terratrove.net