DrunkCraft SMP: Dumbest Moves!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drunken shenanigans and high jinks that will have you questioning your sanity. From building giant statues of chickens to creating roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, what is the stupidest thing you have done while drunk/high? Share your craziest stories with us and see if you can top the time someone accidentally blew up their entire base with a misplaced TNT block. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with a bunch of intoxicated players.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember to always play responsibly… or not, we won’t judge!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7997
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mines Excavated:	2525
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	119
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	181	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Secret Passages Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Emeralds Found:	8466

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Potions Brewed:	98	Meteorites Collected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Emeralds Found:	974	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Villages Defended:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6253	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	701005
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Emeralds Found:	6117	Enchantments Applied:	215
Dragon Eggs Found:	2662	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mines Excavated:	3297	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!