Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Holy Grails Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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