Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Chimeras Created: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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