Are you tired of your kids using Steve Jobs as an excuse to drop out of school and play Minecraft all day? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where dropping out of school is not only encouraged, but rewarded with in-game perks like unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fire emojis. Who needs a college degree when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and show your kids that Steve Jobs ain’t got nothing on you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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