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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4011 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive drone attack hits the Russian airbase in Lipetsk! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! And guess what? We’re so cool that we ordered an evacuation just for the heck of it. Who does that? WE DO!
Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life. We promise you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you played on the most bonkers server ever. See you there, gamers!