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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 5077 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!